Onlline Sermons

We have posted a lot of sermons from our Universal Life Church ministers. Some are Christian and some are not. You are welcome to use them or just enjoy them as you like.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Universal Life Church

Unity in Diversity
By Rev. Chris Beard

Merry Meet New Friends!

I've only recently joined the family of the Universal Life Church. Yet I have long held the belief that people of all spiritual paths, though diverse in personal convictions; could live and work together for the betterment of all life on this our sacred Earth.

As we look around our world today it has become plagued with ideologies of hate, violence, and war; all played out to the soundtrack of religious extremist rhetoric. Unspeakable acts of violence have been committed against all of humanity, with the perpetrators calming all was done in the name of their deity! Even the President of our great nation justified his actions in Iraq in a recent press conference by holding a Bible high over his head and saying: "This is my rule book." We are a world of diversity; diverse in ethnicity, culture, lifestyles, ideology, spirituality, and in almost any manner one could think of. Many fear these differences, seeing them as a direct assault on their personal beliefs. That fear gone unchecked can lead to mistrust and hate, and ultimately to violence. It is time to break that cycle by uniting in respect and in celebration of our diversity. It is our diversity that brings beauty and life to a world that would otherwise be stagnant and void of inspiration. It is time we unite, with open minds and hearts; in respect and love, and in the common belief of the sanctity of life. We do not have to agree on all matters of life and spirituality to love and respect one another. Yet we msut be willing to listen to one another, and be willing to reach across what barriers may exist. Simply because we differ in spiritual paths does not mean that one must be right while the other one is wrong. Personal truths are sacred and where as my personal truth may not be right for you it does not make my path any less true or valid. It is simply my path and is sacred to me as your path is to you.

So let us not break our unity upon the shoals of our diversity. Let us not be afraid to embrace one another as friends or family simply because of differences in personal truths. Let us instead celebrate our diversity and uplift one another. Let us unite and use our collective good will and love to bring the light of compassion into an overcast and shadowy time in the history of our world. Diverse our paths may be, but united in love shall we live. So mote it be.

Blessed Be One and All.
Rev. Chris Beard

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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive and affordable online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, a beginning course on  Wicca, as well as a beginning course on  Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more.

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is a free and lifetime ordination, so use the Free Online Ordination, button. We also make available many free wedding ceremonies for your use, as well as funeral ceremonies and other types of ceremonies.

 
The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program where you can earn the coveted title of Chaplain. We also have a huge selection of Universal Life Church materials to help you with your professionalism and confidence.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and it's Seminary since the beginning and an amazed by the frequent upgrades and new functions of the seminary.
 
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Monday, September 05, 2005

Universal Life Church

Christian Bible
Scripture Reading: Prov. 8:1-8

Text: Prov. 8:8

Introduction: Through the years I have attended a number of meetings held specifically to instruct and encourage preachers to be better servants of God. In one of them the instructor, a pastor, gave suggestions for finding God's will for a sermon for a specific service. One of those tips was for the minister to examine his own heart and life for his own needs. If the preacher could recognize his own needs, there would be a good possibility the congregation would have some of the same needs.

If preachers need help in any area, it is this one, for preachers' vocation is one of almost constant talking. If your pastor needs help in any area, it is this one, for although I may not be talking all of the time when I am out of the pulpit, I do enough talking to stay in trouble. As a matter of fact, I am so much "myself" when I am IN the pulpit, I am so relaxed when I am in the pulpit that I am liable to say something I shouldn't.

I believe the answer to my problem and yours tonight is found in the word of God, so I'm going to preach it as I understand it, regardless of how much it may hurt you and me temporarily. If we will get right with God, we can benefit from this service.
I want to speak to you on the subject, "How to Keep Your Foot Out of Your Mouth."

I. SPEAK PROFITABLE WORDS

1 Corinthians 7:35 And this I speak for your own profit; not that I may cast a snare upon you, but for that which is comely, and that ye may attend upon the Lord without distraction.

A. Profitable for saving the lost

B. Profitable for serving God

C. Profitable for strengthening the weak
II. SPEAK PURE WORDS
Psalms 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Ephesians 4:29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
A. We should use scriptural language as much as possible
B. We should use spotless language
C. We should use saintly language
III. SPEAK PLEASANT WORDS
Proverbs 16:24 Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones.
"He who makes waves must be prepared to swallow salt water."
"Make your words sweet; you may have to eat them."
A. Praise God
B. Point toward God
C. Promote what God is doing
IV. SPEAK PREPARED WORDS
Proverbs 18:13 He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto him.
Proverbs 15:28 The heart of the righteous studieth to answer: but the mouth of the wicked poureth out evil things.
A. Fill your heart with scripture
B. Focus on doing right, not what makes you feel good
C. Find God's will for your conversation
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God bless...

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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, Wicca, Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more. 
Ordination with the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.

 
The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of Universal Life Church materials.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and it's Seminary since the beginning and have loved watching the continual growth of the seminary.
 
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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Universal Life Church

By Scott Phillips
In Him By Him Through Him
You cannot give what you do not have

Do you have any bread in the house? This is the question the man heard at the door in dark dead of night. This man awakened from his sleep whispering to his neighbor who found himself in a fix, company came and he did not have anything to feed them, so he went to someone who he knew would have bread in the house.

What an indictment. To have unexpected visitors and have nothing for them. It occurred to me as I prayed tonight, that you couldn't give what you do not have.

Peter looked at the blind man with confidence, he did not have what the man wanted, but he had what the visionless man needed. The blind man was looking for a penny, but Peter possessed power and the
knowledge of it unlocked something inside of Peter. He could look at everyone he had met before in a new way, because he knew he had to give what everyone needed.

I have thought along these lines in the past. I have known people who could not seem to provide any affirmation or support and it sprang from their own deep sense of deficit. I have known the braggart and boaster who in truth only covered for the deep sense of inferiority. How many times have I seen and heard of situations of men who should have a deep sense of who they are in God, feel threatened and try to tamp down anyone else, because they might shine brighter.

My philosophy is this, If I see someone on fire and being used of God, I want to pour gas on them to see them be even more effective.  I know who I am in God and this knowledge helps me in two ways. Number one, I know that I have value and number two I know I need you. The greatest gift we can possess is the ability to recognize and give honor to those who are being used by God. So often we only pay this to those in position, when often those God is using have not yet reached position. Remember Saul was fearful in his
tent, when David slew the giant. David was not eyeing Saul, but Saul felt threatened by David. Rather than rejoicing with the young man, he sought to kill him.

Have you ever felt yourself in a situation where a person had a need, and you did not feel you possessed the substance to meet that need? If we are honest, we all have been there. The word that I ponder and the prayer I am praying, "Let there be bread in my house."

"Lord I don't pray only for your blessing, but I pray that you would help me to possess what those I will encounter need. If they need a word of wisdom, let wisdom be in my heart. If they need faith, let it be in my mouth. If they need love and support, let it be in my spirit. Let me not feel bankrupt of spiritual currency when I meet the visionless man in my path. Let me have to give to he that asketh."

Rejoice in the Lord.
You possess all things.

In Him, By Him, Through Him,


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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, Wicca, Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more. 
Ordination with the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.
 
The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of Universal Life Church materials.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and it's Seminary since the beginning and have loved watching the continual growth of the seminary.
 
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Saturday, September 03, 2005

Universal Life Church

Sermons are quite closely related to lesson plans. There are many formats and you should choose the one that is comfortable to you.When writing a sermon you should:
Define your objective.
Define the time that you expect to deliver your sermon.
Determine and explore any prerequisites necessary to complete the objective.
Explore the subject of your sermon with your congregation. Provide examples and personal experiences.
Expand on your subject. Give 'homework' to aid the parishoners in practicing the subject of the sermon.
Following the sermon, critique yourself. Did you meet your objectives? Were you successful in presenting the material?Remember, no two ministers have the same style for preparation and delivery. What works for me may not work for you. There is no right or wrong.


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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive and affordable online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, a beginning course on  Wicca, as well as a beginning course on  Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more.

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is a free and lifetime ordination, so use the Free Online Ordination, button. We also make available many free wedding ceremonies for your use, as well as funeral ceremonies and other types of ceremonies.

 
The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program where you can earn the coveted title of Chaplain. We also have a huge selection of Universal Life Church materials to help you with your professionalism and confidence.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and it's Seminary since the beginning and an amazed by the frequent upgrades and new functions of the seminary.
 
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Friday, September 02, 2005

Online Sermons

THE LITTLE TREE - A story of courage

By Kurt A. Fondriest


In a forest of magic and wisdom of rainbows and fairies, lived a little tree who was smaller, by far than any other. He knew that his branches were supposed to be strong and always reaching upwards because his mother and father would tell him so ? Little tree,? they would say, ?stretch your branches up to the sun so the birds may come and play music on your limbs.? With all his might, he would try to reach for the sky but he could not hold his branches so high for very long. Little Tree would lean sadly against his mother while he watched all the branches of all the other trees in which birds of all colors and sizes were nesting and singing praises to the magic of the forest. His own little branches could barely hold his leaves, as they ached with pain.

Across the valley of blue and sunlit flowers lived an old wise forest elf. Little tree?s mother called upon him to see why her son was having a hard time with his childhood roots. It was a cloudy day in the forest when he came to see little tree and the silver reflection on leaves from the recent rain mirrored his image and his magical bag of potions. The elf was the wisest soul in the forest; surely he could heal little tree. Wise old elf embraced little tree. ?Ouch? cried little tree. Father tree started to scold his son ?quit being such a little sapling. Let the old one touch you; he will heal you. ?Little tree started to cry.

Wise old elf said, ?Why do you start a rainstorm on me, little tree?? Little tree turned his leaves so he could better see the magic one. ?I hurt from my roots to the tip of my crown; my branches feel all twisted and knotted. My trunk feels as if a thousand wood-peckers were doing their noise making dance on me?. As his tears continued to fall, he said, ?I feel more like a weeping willow than a royal oak. My branches cannot hold the beautiful song makers of the valley or the colorful rainbow of butterflies that take flight?. With this little tree dropped his branches to where they took the shape of heavy, wet rope.

Wise old elf stepped back from under little tree. He stood there with all his magical devices, rubbing his fingers through his snowy, white beard. The clouds were parting and sunlight started to dance down from the sky, warming the valley. The blessings of the wood fairies could be heard as they gathered on the shoulder of the wise old elf. One magically whispered in wise old elf?s ear. ?What is wrong with little tree? Hurry and fix him so we may color his leaves with the tones of earth for the coming fall.?

Wise old elf held his powerful arms up to the eyes of the creator and asked the forest for guidance. You see, wise old elf could do many things of wonder, but he could not heal little tree. To him this tree looked just liked any other small tree in the forest. He came from strong roots, and from a family of shading grace. Wise old elf had seen the entire forest grow from the beginnings of time. He remembered the first rain onto this once barren field, which was now linked together by intertwining branches of love.

Little tree leaned his heavy burdened branches around his mother?s. ?I?m so scared because of how I feel. It hurts mommy, and no birds will sing their songs in my branches because I cannot hold my arms to the sky. Why do I have this pain and hurt? It is not fair that no other tree my age feels this way. All I hear is the echo of tree teasing from the others. Sometimes I wish a lumberjack would come along and?..?

Just then a radiant light danced down from the golden spiral in the sky, lighting up the face of wise old elf. A low humming noise was whistling through the valley until it came upon the ear of the old elf. ?Little tree,? Spoke wise old elf. Little tree turned his leaves once again so he could see the old elf. All was silent in the valley. Even the wind had become voiceless. The birds of the forest bowed their heads of feathers in silence.

The animals crept up to little tree filled with love for their brave, little branched friend. The fairies surrounded little tree, holding circles of light that were reflections of the sun?s warmth. Wise old elf walked under little tree and raised his head, looking upward into his branches.

He lifted his hand to touch one of the small, drooping ones. Do you know why you feel pain in all your branches?"No" whispered little tree, as his leaves were gently stroked by his mother's caring branches. The wise old elf summoned for all the forest to listen by singing an ancient forest song.

GOLDEN LIGHT IN THE AIR I BREATH TOUCHING ALL MY BRANCHES FROM YOU TO ME. WE ALL ARE BRANCHES OF THE ONE LOVING TREE. BLESS THIS FOREST WITH UNDERSTANDING THE PAIN OF OUR LITTLE TREE.

Little tree? spoke wise old elf, The name of your pain is FIBROMYALGIA. The word was winded throughout the entire forest. Fibromyalgia is a painful bark condition. It can make your roots so painful that you will want to cry, and it is okay to cry. You must understand that maybe your branches cannot hold the birds to make their music, but they can hold caterpillars until they are born into butterflies. Maybe you will not be able to reach all your branches to the sky to touch the sun, but earth needs shade at times and lower branches like yours are perfect ones. Yes you will feel pain for no forest is perfect. However you must remember you are a royal oak and you will always be a tree of strength and truth. With this, the entire forest of trees interlocked their branches to form one. The old elf lowered his head, turned and walked toward the hills of home. A swarm of lighted fairies lit his path as the sun lowering its face into the sky. Fall came to the forest and then did winter. Months passed while old elf spent his days doing deeds of good throughout the forest. It was on the first day of May when a purple passionflower fairy landed on old elf's shoulder. "Ah" said wise old elf. You come to bring me news of my dear friend little tree? The old elf snuggled the fairy into his vest pocket and spoke he must journey to see for himself.

The fields were of mustard yellow and the scent of dandelion blanketed the spring a top crescents. The winding road seemed steeped for our friend of the ages. As he came through the clearing clouds of rolling white peaks cast shadows to the earth below. At the top of the hill stood little tree, who was not as little as before. The old wood elf stepped up the hill to the trunk of his dear friend. What he saw was not the same as nearly a year ago. Little tree turned his leaves so he wise old elf.

Your branches are filled with light color butterflies and your roots blossom the most beautiful flowers that grow in any forest shade. Little tree spoke with a voice of confidence and quiet strength. Old wise one, take heed of the forest vines that grow around me. The old elf squinted through his glasses. He saw how the vines of the earth had grown up little tree's limbs and wrapped and secured them with their support. Wise old elf spoke little tree, each day in our forest I awaken in pain. I still pray to the great creator of the forest to take away this spell in hopes that one day my bark will all be well. But I must tell you that there is no pity here, only courage. Courage, coming from my friends of the forest, who help me each day with this spell of FIBROMYALGIA. When the rain comes down too fast and hurts my limbs, the older keep me dry, and the sun will dance warmth down onto my crown which helps the pain every morning, especially after a night of pain.

Wise old elf spoke while touching one of little tree's branches. In our forest, we will someday break this spell. Until then, little tree, you overshadow us all with the courage and the strength of the beauty you tell. And with this, the old woods elf embraced little tree while dancing fairies sang songs of the wood bees.

THE END


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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, Wicca, Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more.

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.

The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of Universal Life Church materials.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and it's Seminary since the beginning and have loved watching the continual growth of the seminary.


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Thursday, September 01, 2005

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Do not remember the things of old. The other day I was sitting with a few of my Army buddies talking about things we had done and had seen. So many distant lands and cultures. We where stranger’s in a strange land. Bound together by one thing. Our faith in the Almighty. That same faith is what brings everyone of us here together on this day.Old Testament Reading: Isaiah 43:18-2518} 

Do not remember the former things, or consider the things of old. {19} I am about to do a new thing; now it springs forth, do you not perceive it? I will make a way in the wilderness and rivers in the desert. {20} The wild animals will honor me, the jackals and the ostriches; for I give water in the wilderness, rivers in the desert, to give drink to my chosen people, {21} the people whom I formed for myself so that they might declare my praise. {22} Yet you did not call upon me, O Jacob; but you have been weary of me, O Israel! {23} You have not brought me your sheep for burnt offerings, or honored me with your sacrifices. I have not burdened you with offerings, or wearied you with frankincense. {24} You have not bought me sweet cane with money, or satisfied me with the fat of your sacrifices. But you have burdened me with your sins; you have wearied me with your iniquities. {25} I, I am He who blots out your transgressions for my own sake, and I will not remember your sins.New Testament Reading: Mark 2:1-12 {1} When he returned to Capernaum after some days, it was reported that he was at home. {2} So many gathered around that there was no longer room for them, not even in front of the door; and he was speaking the word to them. {3} Then some people came, bringing to him a paralyzed man, carried by four of them. {4} And when they could not bring him to Jesus because of the crowd, they removed the roof above him; and after having dug through it, they let down the mat on which the paralytic lay. {5} When Jesus saw their faith, he said to the paralytic, "Son, your sins are forgiven." {6} Now some of the scribes were sitting there, questioning in their hearts, {7} "Why does this fellow speak in this way? It is blasphemy! Who can forgive sins but God alone?" {8} At once Jesus perceived in his spirit that they were discussing these questions among themselves; and he said to them, "Why do you raise such questions in your hearts? {9} Which is easier, to say to the paralytic, 'Your sins are forgiven,' or to say, 'Stand up and take your mat and walk'? {10} But so that you may know that the Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins"--he said to the paralytic-- {11} "I say to you, stand up, take your mat and go to your home." {12} And he stood up, and immediately took the mat and went out before all of them; so that they were all amazed and glorified God, saying, "We have never seen anything like this!" Please Pray with me now:Spirit of God, would you fall upon all of us. Seep into our hearts and into our minds, and allow us to hear your words in the coming moments. In Christ’s name we pray. AmenI found a story in the Old Testament some of you are probably familiar with. Moses wanted to enter into the Promised Land, and so he sent twelve spies into the Promised Land from the wilderness to check it out and see what they should do. The twelve spies came back, and ten of them said, “Ohhhhhh! Bad idea! There are giants over there. They are way too big for us, and we couldn’t possibly defeat them and take over the promised land. It is a land filled with milk and honey. Wonderful! But we can’t go there.” But Joshua and Caleb gave the minority report. The minority report was, “No, let’s trust God. We can go there. That’s the land that God has promised us.” My friends and I at the end of our Duty Day would sit and talk of the days events. We would talk and complain of how things where being done and how things could never change. The majority report was always the same. Orders are orders and not to be questioned. The minority report was some things must be questioned or no change will ever come about. Two of my friends took this conversation to heart and the other’s wanting to remain with the majority kept silent and distant. In the end a few of us gave the minority report and that report did not fall on deaf ears. In time changes came to be made for the better but it came with a price.Our passage this morning from Isaiah is a little like that. I want to read it again. Isaiah 43, starting with verse 18: “Do not remember the former things or consider the things of old. I am about to do a new thing. Now it springs forth. Do you not perceive it? I will make a way in the wilderness and rivers in the desert. This passage comes to us at that moment when Israel is being called out of exile towards restoration. Some of you may remember that the two Kingdoms, the North and the South, had in one way or another been destroyed. The Northern tribes were obliterated by the Assyrian Empire, and then the two Southern tribes were finally taken into captivity and exiled by the Babylonian Empire. That’s just the way Babylon did business, and they lived in that exile for 70 years, or thereabouts (it’s kind of a biblical number, 70). Then God called them out of the exile, out of the consequence of their unfaithfulness to God towards something new. And this poem in Chapter 43, (it begins in Chapter 40, Verse 1), is part of the call that God gives to God’s people to come out of the time of exile into a time of restoration, and he says, “Do not remember the things of old.” Now that Hebrew word is more than just “remember”. It is “don’t memorialize”. 

Don’t set things in stone. Don’t ponder, think, and attach yourself so much to things of the past. Don’t memorialize, and don’t consider, it says. That is, don’t be absorbed by the things of the past. So, what things would it be that God is concerned that the people of Israel, who had been exiled in Babylon, might be remembering, might be memorializing, might be absorbing? 

Part of it is the glory of old, or the image of who they once were. The people of Israel are striving and longing not so much for something in the future, as for something that sits in the past. Now that doesn’t mean that the new thing won’t have the very same character of God’s love in the middle of it, but there it is. We must not forget the lesson’s of the past, but nor should we dwell in the past. We must look ahead to see what is before us. God is doing something new. God is fashioning something wonderful for each and every one of you! Do you perceive it?

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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, Wicca, Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more. 
Ordination with the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.
 
The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of Universal Life Church materials.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and it's Seminary since the beginning and have loved watching the continual growth of the seminary.
 
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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Universal Life Church

By Scott Phillips
Will You Turn Aside?

What is it that the difference between those whom God is pleased in and those with whom show no evidence of his dealing? In considering this thought, I have come to the conclusion the answer is encapsulated in how a single man responded to the dealing of God in his life. Without a doubt, I believe that every man has these
moments, but you do not read or hear about them because, they did not respond, therefore did not become a beneficiary of the blessing found in a proper response to his call.

How does God call? We know that at times he has spoken in a way that was audible, or seemed to be to the individual involved. I think often, God speaks to men where they can hear, though those around would not hear it, like Paul in his experience, everyone could testify what happened, but they did not hear the words in
which Paul responded to.

Often the call of God is found in curious things that happen in our lives and our response to this stimuli betrays our motivation and hunger.

Exodus 3:1-4 (1) Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father in-law,
the priest of Midian: and he led the flock to the backside of
the desert, and came to the mountain of God, even to Horeb. (2) And
the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of
the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned
with fire, and the bush was not consumed. (3) And Moses said, I
will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not
burnt. (4) And when the LORD saw that he turned aside to see, God
called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses,
Moses. And he said, Here am I.

God looks at how we respond, and our response either qualifies us
for the next step or cancels out the plan that would have unfolded.
Thankfully and gracefully, this happens more than once in our life
and when we do respond properly is when it counts. I would hate to
count the times that God may have been ringing my spiritual phone
and he either got ignored, caller-ided, of the ringer was off.
However, I can point to a few times when the bush was burning, I was
turning and God began to talk to me.

Destinies change in these turning aside moments. When you are
willing to put on hold what you are doing at the moment and explore
the unexplained occorences to delve deeper into that mysterious call.

Will you turn aside.

I have a word for someone today and it is this, God has been working
around you trying to get your attention and has given me a word for
you, "It's time to give God some of your time so he can speak to
you." You can give me and yourself excuses, but God sees them for
what they are, they are excuses. When you could be seeking his
face, your listening to the radio, reading books, surfing the
internet, talking on the phone or indulging some other thing you
want to do. However, The bush is still burning.

Can you hear the crackle? Can you smell the smoke? Can you feel
the heat? Can you see the flame? A fire that requires no fuel,
will not consume simple twigs and leaves, it has been kindled to
consume a sacrifice of human portions.

What will happen when you turn aside?

For each one the specifics may be different, but the end result is a
yielded vessel that God can use to bring deliverance to others.
Always, without exception when God deals with human flesh, it is not
just to meet the single need of the individual, but it is to prepare
the individual to effect whole families and segments of society.

Will you turn aside to commune with the King of King?

He has a plan and wants to know will you heed his call and
acknowledge his dealing. Look at what he did in the Bible.

He made one man and gave that one man all the power of his creation.

He called one man and gave him an evacuation plan and directions to
restore life after everything died.

He called one man, and that one man defined a nation and even you are called the Children of Abraham.

One Man.

He used one Woman to bring deliverance when she took a tent stake and drove it through the forehead of the evil king.

He used one woman to bear the burden and deliver the child that would bring deliverance to the human race.

He used one man, John the Baptist to prepare the way of the Lord.

Why?

Each one turned aside and listened when God began to call. I don't lay any less weight on what God would like to do with the person of whom this word is intended for.

God is wanting to share his plan with you, but he cannot use you and until you are willing to turn aside.

I hear the voice of the Lord calling me, so consider what you will do. I am going to check out that burning bush.

In Him, By Him, Through Him,

Scott Phillips

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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive and affordable online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, a beginning course on  Wicca, as well as a beginning course on  Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more.

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is a free and lifetime ordination, so use the Free Online Ordination, button. We also make available many free wedding ceremonies for your use, as well as funeral ceremonies and other types of ceremonies.

 
The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program where you can earn the coveted title of Chaplain. We also have a huge selection of Universal Life Church materials to help you with your professionalism and confidence.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and it's Seminary since the beginning and an amazed by the frequent upgrades and new functions of the seminary.
 
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Sunday, August 28, 2005

Universal Life Church

An Atheist's Views on Neopaganism
By Peter A. Taylor

When Carol and I were first planning our wedding, there were a lot of Pagan elements that Carol insisted on putting into the ceremony that I really wasn't all that crazy about. But we trusted one another. There are things I do that she doesn't understand, and so I figured I don't need to understand everything she does. Later, I took Sam Keen's advice: If men and women want to get closer to one another, they need to read one another's books. That's how I came to read Starhawk's book, Truth or Dare, which was sort of my introduction to Paganism. I'm still not sure I should call myself a Pagan. The last time someone asked me what religion I was, I said I was a Jungian atheist. Maybe I should say I'm a poly-atheist. I also like the word "Heathen" because it sounds nice and ambiguous to me.

Anyhow, I wanted to explain what Paganism means to me, so I came up with twenty dogmas that define my version of Neo-Pagan theology. We put these in your Orders of Service because we don't have time for me to go over all of them, but there are a few I want to point out to you.

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The 10 dogmas of Peter Taylor Heathenism:

Life is complicated.

Metaphors are helpful.

Metaphors are dangerous.

The more different metaphors I use, the more helpful they are, and the less dangerous they become.

The gods and goddesses make sense if I think of them as psychological metaphors.

The more seriously or literally I take a metaphor, the more dangerous it becomes.

A bad metaphor can be misleading even if I don't take it literally.

Body and spirit are not separable.

Conflict is just as fundamental a part of human existance as cooperation.

Honesty is more important than loyalty or obedience.

10 more minor dogmas also common to most Pagans:

Everything is sacred. Divinity is immanent in all things.

The war between the sexes is a bad idea.

The environment is a vitally important charitable cause.

The mainstream culture spends too much time thinking in terms of warfare, divine unity, mechanical things, and things that are made by hand or manufactured, and too little time thinking in terms of living, growing, giving birth, diversity, and symbiosis.

We like hugs, nature, celebration, robes, drumming, exuberance, sex, humor, our bodies, dreams, dancing, and ritual.

We're not into asceticism.

We don't believe in original sin.

We don't like hierarchy, dogma or victimless crime laws.

The unconscious speaks to us in various ways, particularly dreams, and we talk back to it in various ways, particularly rituals.

We're not interested in salvation, because we don't believe in anything we need to be saved from.

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For the deluxe version of this sermon, I have added 2 extra bonus dogmas:

Balance is an essential part of spirituality.

At least one of these dogmas is wrong. (I also note that most Pagans are far more focussed on environmentalism than I am.)

Dogma #18 says that we don't like dogma. Dogma #3 says that metaphors are dangerous. This includes the Gaia metaphor, that the entire Earth is a single living organism. Gaia helps illuminate the connections between all living things, but she also tends to obscure conflict. So go ahead and use this metaphor, but don't get too attached to her. I'm going to spend the rest of my time explaining why I think Paganism is worth supporting, but if you want the short version, see dogma #10: Honesty is more important than loyalty or obedience. To my way way of thinking, this is a one-line summary of Starhawk's book.

Hopefully, none of this so far sounds all that terribly controversial. But that raises more questions: "Why use words like 'Paganism' and 'Witch?' If these are all just metaphors, why not stick to familiar metaphors and stories from the mainstream religions that most of us grew up with? Why cause unnecessary shock and confusion?" Part of the answer is that, despite my misgivings, I regard the word "Witch" as a gauntlet thrown in the face of bigotry. I think I'm providing a public service by stimulating people into thinking from a radically different perspective than the way they were brought up. Another part of the reason for avoiding mainstream religious metaphors is that too many people take them literally, which I think is destructive, and I don't want to encourage people to stay in their familiar destructive ruts. Also, part of the answer is that I have a bad attitude towards my childhood religious training. Some of it was good, but some of it was very bad. I think there are some good reasons for my attitude, and that by the time I eliminate the parts of the Bible I don't like, there isn't much left. Last, but not least, is the fact that my childhood religion, Christianity, is monotheistic. I could argue that with the Trinity, the Virgin Mary, and various angels, saints, and devils, Christianity isn't really monotheistic, but the point is that all things are supposed to be subservient to a single divine will. I don't get to choose between the differing opinions of several gods. Part of my problem with this is that I can't paint a very good picture of my soul if I only have one color to work with. Worse than that is the problem of evil. Why is there conflict? Why is there chaos? If there's only one god, and two people get into some sort of serious religious conflict, at least one of those people has to be in some way "ungodly." It's possible for a monotheist to learn to tolerate the "ungodly," but it's easier for me to treat people I disagree with with respect if I can say that they're godly, too; they just follow different gods.

Starhawk explains the rise of what she calls "patriarchal" religion in terms of military competition. I prefer Sam Keen's term, "the warfare system," but I like many of Starhawk's ideas. I recommend her book, and regret that I don't have time to do it justice here. Suffice it to say that obedience is a crucial military virtue. The god of my childhood Christianity demanded obedience, not just in my actions, but in my thoughts and feelings as well. I perceive much of what's wrong with the world in terms of misplaced loyalty and conflicts between honesty and obedience.

So what am I to make of my mainstream, childhood religion? Should I follow my mother's example and try to interpret away or ignore any parts of it I don't like? Try to eat the chicken and leave the bones, as she advised me to do? Or should I start over from scratch, so to speak.

My answer is that, even if I don't take it very seriously, a bad metaphor is still a bad metaphor. Just as Sam Keen says the warrior metaphor is horribly overused, and we should try to avoid using it for a long time, so I think the metaphor of a single divine will is horribly overused, misleading, and dangerous, and we should try to avoid using it for a long time. Other things being equal, I want to get away from the metaphors, images, and stories of "the warfare system." I want to learn how to think differently. I want to start over.

What am I looking for in a religion? For one thing, I want a religion that honors both male and female, and brings them together. In Wiccan metaphors, I want the Lord Cernunos and the Lady Ceridwyn to start sleeping together again. That's not the same thing as giving Jahveh a sex change operation. I also want a religion that honors diversity. Monotheism, on a good day, encourages people to look for underlying unity beneath superficial differences, and to honor the underlying unity. Polytheism encourages people to honor diversity itself as being divine.

But for me, the most important aspect of a religion is how it teaches us to deal with conflict. I'd like a religion that puts more emphasis on respecting other people's boundaries, and less on obedience to a single divine will. I'd like less emphasis on divine unity and more on divine chaos. I'd like less polarization, less of dividing things into divine good and "ungodly" evil, and more emphasis on balance, holding the tension between divine opposites. I'd like less emphasis on power and miracles, and more on honest self-awareness. I'd like a model of how society should be organized that relies less on a central authority and more on individual choice, an interdependent web rather than a chain of command. I want to get away from the idea of the One True Path. I want a spiritual road map with lots of roads on it.

An example of what I mean by a spiritual road map was a men's ritual at a Pagan gathering this past April that had a coming of age ceremony for boys. The leader of this ritual made specific statements about what male maturity means: not abusing power, being prepared to take responsibility for causing a pregnancy, being graceful and faithful in playing a secondary, supportive role in producing a baby, and being nurturing of the next generation. He also divided men's lives into stages analogous to the triple goddess, Maiden, Mother, and Crone, or in this case, Youth, Father, and Senex. Responsible parenthood shouldn't be just for women. By contrast, in this church, we seem to be afraid to set any specific standards of maturity for fear that someone's feelings might get hurt, or that this might be a form of psychological domination. The general practice in the popular culture seems to be not to talk about maturity at all, except as a euphemism for old age.

I enjoy "lurking" on a Pagan Internet news group. For me the literal-mindedness of fundamentalist Christianity is still a more important issue than its monotheism, so I hesitate to change labels from atheist to Pagan. But the Pagans are really more fun for me to hang out with than atheists. They have what I think are healthier attitudes, and I like the experiential aspects of Paganism. I am a person who can split hairs of logic, but I'm also a person who can dance around a May pole in the rain. As the followers of Eris, the Greek goddess of chaos, like to say, "It's an ill wind that blows no mind."

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Afterthoughts (6-8-2004): 1. Dogmas no. 14 and 17 look very suspicious to me now.

If "original sin" means literally that people should be punished for what their distant ancestors did, then it is indeed silly. But if it means metaphorically that human nature is inherently problematical, I agree.

Keen's talk of the "warfare system" seems quite unfair, rather like blaming WWII on Polish militarism. It seems to me in observing the current "War on Terror" that people who refuse to use force when it is needed are almost as much to blame for the world's problems as people who want to use it too often. Furthermore, in so far as people are too predisposed to violence, this looks to me suspiciously like metaphorical original sin. I knew long ago that human nature was "broken" in some fundamental sense, but I used to think that Christianity (and traditional religion in general) was part of the problem, whereas I am now more inclined to view traditional religion as a necessary, if imperfect, "patch." Statistics seem to bear this out (see "The Market for Martyrs"). Refusing to deal with violence responsibly looks to me like immaturity rather than bad religion in most cases.

2. I have grown increasingly uncomfortable around Pagans in recent years because, in practice, they typically can't or won't separate cosmology from psychology. I take a very dim view of this.

3. I now think this article greatly overstates the importance of theology. I suspect that theology is to religion as car dealers' advertising is to automotive engineering: it seems to be all but worthless as a guide to how the product actually performs. If Christian theology actually had the negative effects on people that I have argued it had, atheists (and Pagans) should be better adjusted and should generally behave more reasonably than Christians. Judging by the people I know, I don't see any such pattern. My suspicions about the irrelevance of theology are reinforced by Laurence Iannaccone's writings. In Dr. Iannaccone's analysis, theology seems to be less important than dietary restrictions and religious dress codes, and certainly less important than the regulatory environment (see "Why Strict Churches Are Strong" and "Deregulating Religion").

Instead, let me suggest a theory of "conservation of irrationality." There appears to me to be a strong negative correlation between the people whose religious views make sense and those whose political views make sense. My explanation for this is that (1) much of the irrational behavior associated with religion is related to people having a craving for ego justification, (2) changing a person's theological beliefs has little effect on his tendency to crave ego justification, and (3) politics is the continuation of religion by other means.

4. The difference between a good religion (or pseudo-religion) and a bad one may be like the difference between cowpox and smallpox. Cowpox is technically a disease, but it won't kill you, and it keeps you from getting smallpox, which will kill you. Modern mainstream Christianity seems to provide its adherants with the ego justification they need, with side effects that are decidedly less destructive than those of Islam or Marxism. (George Orwell suggested something along these lines in his 1945 essay, "Notes on Nationalism.")

5. In thinking about religion, I have had a sense that I am looking at the wrong variables, even before reading Iannaccone. Is the problem with analyzing theology that it's too superficial and irrelevant, like advertising, or that it's too flexible to analyze?

Is Islam inherently less flexible than Christianity? Is the theology really that different? Or are the problems with Islam mainly the result of the political environments is which it has developed?

Is Islam the religion that I have accused Christianity of being?

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Saturday, August 27, 2005

Universal Life Church

A Carrot, Egg and a Cup of Coffee
By Internet - sent by Rev. Richard

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word.

In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.

Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me, what do you see?" "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft.

The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg. Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee.The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity ... boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

"Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength? Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart? Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.


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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Universal Life Church

By Rev. Gloria Jean Kirby
Trust in the Lord

It would seem the winds were blowing, rain just a pouring down, thunder effecting the skies, fear of the lights going out, many in a hurry to find shelter.

Then we go to the Bible it states, Jesus wake up, don't you care that we are perishing, what did Jesus do, calmly arose, and softly but with great Authority, Spoke Peace be still to the winds of the Storm, not run away for Shelter in a underground safe place, but in the midst of the storm, then to only read, on to the fact if we put our Trust in God, not be shaken with the winds, rains, storms of life, but only relax, take those deep breathes and say Ha, to the Devil, Our Father is in Control, Jesus Authority has said, Peace be still.
Fear is torment, and distrust, Faith Wow it is not seeing it but believing in a Greater Power, God's Power, and His Son Jesus Christ, this is what life is about, laying aside the worries, and fears, and not getting upset, or scard in life, Always say Peace Be Still, like let us think on Psalms 91, it will lead us into a assurance that no harm can come nigh us. For his Angels have charge over us.


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